RULES (obey these or fail at life)
Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.

Using the following questions, press play.

Use the song titles that come up to answer them.

Don't cheat. Or I shall send my towering dust bunny army of absolute doom to eat you. Seriously. I'll do it.


1. How does the world see me?
Loose Control by Evanesence (uhh)

2. Will I have a happy life?
Better Life by 3 Doors Down (oh, god. what does that mean?)

3. What do people really think of me?
Spoonman by Soundgarden (what did you call me, punk?!)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Super Charger Heaven by Rob Zombie

5. How can I make myself happy?
Fight For All The Wrong Reasons by Nickleback (whoa.)

6. What should I do with my life?
Misery Buisness by Paramore (does that mean i should be an assassin or something?)

7. Will I ever have children?
Take Me Under by Three Days Grace (do i want to know?)

8. What is some good advice for me?
Sped by Superbuick (but if i speed... wont i get a ticket?)

9. What do I think my current theme song is?
Something In The Air by Tom Petty (whats in the air? get it away from me!!!)

10. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Listen To Her Heart by Tom Petty (mr petty, are you stalking me? and what is my heart saying?)

11. What song will play at my funeral?
Born Like This by Three Days Grace (i was.... born dead?)

12. What is my day going to be like?
Come On Get Higher by Matt Nathanson (....)

13. Why am I here?
Flesh by Aerosmith (again, .....)

14. What will people remember me for?
Amazing by Aerosmith (holy crow, arent i?)

15. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
Crushed by Lesley Roy (DAMNIT! i SO dont want that playing in my head all day. great. now its jinxed! thanks alot!)

16. Are there people waiting outside waiting to take me away?
Boogie Man by Aerosmith (HOLYSHIZZNUTS THE BOOGIE MAN IS AFTER ME!)

17. What will this year be all about?
You Wreck Me by Tom Petty (damn.)

18. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
Cabin Down Below by Tom Petty (that sounds like im gonna jump or something.. and enough of tom petty!)

19. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
Waynes World Theme by Wayne and Garth (what. the. hell)

20. Your message to the world
The Day I Tried To Live by Soundgarden (i died)

21. Your deepest secret
St. Jimmy by Green Day (ok! i'll admit my affair with mister jimmy!)

22. Your innermost desire
Pig Virus by Howard Stern (umm, i'll pass!)

23. Your oldest memory makes you think...
Fake It by Seether (whu?)

24. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
Love On Rocks by Sara Bareilles (dang)

25. When you wake up in the morning you mutter?
Angie by The Rolling Stones (the the hell is angie?)

26. Right now, your feelings are:
Puppet by Thousand Foot Krutch (...pinochio!)

27. The day you fall in love will be the day that:
Stranger by Secondhand Serenade (ok. that works)

28. You scream during sex:
Sikamikanico by The Red Hot Chili Peppers (wtf?)

29. What must you do for the world to accept you?
Cat Scratch Fever by Ted Nugent (say wha?)

30. Your farewell message to the readers:
They're Red Hot by The Red Hot Chili Peppers (o...kay?)


Name letters forward stolen from

A : You like to talk.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : You like to drink.
E : Damn good kisser.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and looks.
I : You Are Great in bed.
J : People Adore you.
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Everyone loves you
M : best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : awesome kisser.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Fuckin crazy.
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgmental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : Best g/f b/f anyone could ever ask for.
Z : Always ready

Username-
M- Best Kisser Ever
D- You Like To Drink
T- You're loyal to those you love
I- You are great in bed
N- You like to drink
K- You're wild and crazy


Now my name-
S- You're easy to fall in love with
A- You Like to talk
L- Everyone loves you